Just trying to wrap things up here, folks. If I take too long to post all of these, I’ll wind up with more shoes before I can even finish! The collections contained herein can be seen here, here, and here.
Peep-toe wedges. Don’t you step on my blue (faux) suede shoes. What the heck did I get on the heel?
Opposition ballet flats. Navy and white checkerboard.
Periwinkle shark fin. A birthday present from (Jay &) Alison, who knows how much I love that heel.
Polka-dot ankle tie. Very dark blue, and I finally found a dress the right color.
Pewter strappy shoes. With big rhinestones. I haven’t worn them… yet.
Silver peep toes. Lucite heels do not make them stripper shoes, Jack.
Gold glitter peep toes. Oh, yeah. There’s no place like home.
Beigey-gold pumps. I bought these in a hurry for Oscar night, 2007. Erin and I agreed, the woman in the store was a BITCH.
Gold slides. Can you say Tiki Pool Party? I’m trying to find the perfect vintage gold lamÃ© swimsuit to go with these. HAhahahahaha!
Gold ankle ties. There is a lot going on here. Stained bamboo heels set with gold-tone upholstery studs, faux-lizard leathery bits, and gold satin ankle scarves. I snatched these up as soon as the store got them back in stock.
Gold T-straps. This is precisely why I keep earning more Rewards Certificates from DSW. I would like to point out that I didn’t own a single pair of gold shoes before I met Erin.
Olive green almost-wedges. I’m surprised by how neutral this color actually is. These go with a lot.
Lucite wedges. White patent, to go with a blue-and-white floral halter dress.
The infamous Yellow Stilettos. Nobody can ever see it, but they’re turquoise blue inside.
And we’re done! Whew!