Iâ€™m okay with guys wearing low-rise jeans, because this:
is one of my favorite parts of a guy. Assuming heâ€™s in good enough shape to get away with it. But as I walked past a Hollister clone today, I couldn’t help but notice that the male mannequins were wearing jeans so low that… well, those hombres better know a thorough (and gentle) waxing tech.
There was a boy at the bowling alley last night, with baggy-ass, showing-6-inches-of-his-boxers jeans and a crooked baseball cap, and I figured him to be 16 at the most. But he had a 21+ wristband! So hereâ€™s a lesson to be learned, fellas: If you want to look younger, dress like an 8-year-old with no access to a mirror. Oh, and a special note to Crooked Hat Guyâ€™s friend: a basketball jersey that comes down to your knees is a DRESS. Stop acting tough, and realize that youâ€™re actually cross-dressing. Badly. Trannies have much better taste than you do.
Enjoy your weekend, folks! I have given myself a full plate of tasks to accomplish. I hope to be all sunshine and flowers when we meet again.