(Meme stolen from Mighty Girl)
Anything [band here] is doing was done first, and better, by Led Zeppelin.
It’s okay that you don’t type well. That means you can’t get a job as a secretary.
A car is a tool, not a toy.
Your perfume should leave a hint, not a punch.
All generalizations are false.
Offer a firm handshake.
I can sing a rainbow.
Dress nicely for an interview. (You would think this was hella obvious, but some of the people I’ve seen…)
If you can’t make it good, make it big. If you can’t make it big, make it red.
My all-time, absolute, penultimate favorite: Look it up.