Backstory: Every weekday morning, I pack The Boyfriend’s lunch. Also, as referenced in an earlier post, it’s one of my household tasks to plan the weekly dinner menu. To make this a little easier on myself, a few days of the week are always assigned a theme. Relevant to this story: Meatless Mondays (self explanatory) and WABAC* Wednesdays (wherein I choose a main dish recipe from one of my approximately eight gazillion vintage cookbooks).
Still MoreÂ Backstory: When we eat at the dining table, The Boyfriend always waits until the I’m served and seated before taking his first bite. More often than not, however, we eat from trays while watching something on the TV. In those cases, he starts eating while I’m fiddling with the DVD player or streaming device. Such was the case last night, so he was a few silent bites into his portion of Layered Casserole before I had my first taste. My first taste, which resulted in my visceral exclamation of “It’s like paste!” One look over at him and his face indicated that he was in full agreement. I removed our laden plates to the kitchen and ordered Chinese delivery. While watching our evening’s movie and eating our replacement dinner, The Boyfriend leaned over and whispered in my ear, “I’d have eaten the whole thing and not said a word.” That’s love.
Further Backstory: Every weekday morning, our iPhone alarms go off at the same time. We turn them off simultaneously and wordlessly stay in bed a few minutes longer. I’ll shift my leg closer to him, and he’ll move his hand over to mine. A cat or two will wander over and sit on top of us. All silently.
The Actual Story: This morning, our alarms rang. We turned them off. We shifted. A cat came over and sat on top of me. After a moment, The Boyfriend whispered, “Please don’t pack me paste for lunch.”
* TheÂ WABAC MachineÂ refers to a fictional machine from the cartoon segmentÂ Peabody’s Improbable History,Â a recurring feature of the 1960sÂ cartoonÂ seriesÂ The Rocky and Bullwinkle Show.Â The WABAC Machine is aÂ plot deviceÂ used to transport the charactersÂ Mr. PeabodyÂ and ShermanÂ back in timeÂ to visit important events in human history.Â The precise meaning of theÂ acronymÂ WABAC is unknown, but the term is obviously aÂ playÂ on “way back”, as in “way back in time,” and the names of mid-century, large-sized computers that often ended in “AC” (generally for “Automatic Computer” or similar), such asÂ ENIACÂ orÂ UNIVAC. Indeed, according toÂ Gerard Baldwin, one of the show’s directors, the name “WABAC” is a reference to theÂ UNIVAC I.