While the following still falls into the “craptastic” category of my two previous Lame Gift picks (see Deer Rider and Mangroomer posts), I have to admit… if I had a trailer hitch, I would so have one of these on it. I gleefully bring you Hitch Critters:
Also available in Bass, Duck, Bad Dog, Horse, Black Widow and Wild Hog (riding a Harley). There are a number of vendors selling these items, but CoolStuffExpress was the only one with an image caption that reads “Surrenders quicker than the French army.” Also, the appropriately placed “Ouch!” with arrow pointing to the, uh, ball hitch attachment area.
Damn, I wish I had a truck.