As Scott and I are tooling down the highway on our way to work Monday morning, we see a guy up ahead, standing next to his SUV, which is pulled over on the shoulder. Scott says, â€œThat guy is peeing.â€ â€œNo. He wouldnâ€™t right there. (Guy, who was standing in a traditional peeing stance, but couldnâ€™t possibly have been peeing RIGHT THERE, now very clearly zips up and starts to walk back to the driverâ€™s side of his truck.) DUDE. There is a giant tree TWENTY FEET away.â€ Scott chuckles. â€œI bet he feels MUCH better now.â€ â€œI donâ€™t get it! I mean, this isnâ€™t exactly in the middle of nowhere. The exits are only a MILE apart. I can SEE Target from here!â€
I still donâ€™t understand.